The Art of Autofellatio
“If you could suck your own dick, would you?”. The question has undoubtedly run through every guys mind at least once in their life. A lot of people are quick to dismiss the idea because they think sucking their own dick is gay, which leads to another great question– Is sucking your own dick gay? Why is it gay to give yourself a blow job but giving yourself a hand job is perfectly acceptable? I mean, if your arms were too short to reach your dick and someone asked you “if you could jerk off, would you?” would you say no? I know what I’d say, and if you found this website by looking up how to suck your own dick, I think I know what you’d say too.
AUTO-FELLATIO: How To Suck Your Own Dick
Many people have tried to suck their own dicks, came up short, and have never given it a second thought. The truth is, lots of people are capable of sucking their own dick but haven’t trained their bodies to be able to. If you’re not sucking your own dick it’s either because you couldn’t reach or it’s against your personal beliefs. If you couldn’t reach, you’re either not big enough or you’re not flexible enough. People who are capable of sucking their own dick without effort typically have the perfect balance of length and limberness. Both of these things (length and limberness) can be improved very easily and through many different methods. The exact reason as to why you want a self-fellatio may vary, but that doesn’t really matter. Sucking your own dick is WAY better than regular masturbation. It does not involve you watching porn and stimulates you a lot better than regular forms of masturbation. The question is whether you’ll be able to ejaculate yourself? To some men, it’s possible and they somehow ejaculate themselves when they suck their dick. Most men cannot although the pleasure is infinitely grater compared to regular forms of masturbation.
How To Make Your Dick Big Enough
It’s a lot easier to perform auto-fellatio when you’re got a big dick. If you aren’t so well endowed, don’t worry. There are many things you can do to make your little pecker long enough to reach your mouth.
One of the easiest and quickest (although temporary) ways to get big fast is to use a penis pump. Penis pumps are pumps that go over your dick and create a vacuum to make your penis become engorged from the all the blood being drawn into it. Cock pumps have been around for a long time and are readily available to be purchased online and in most local adult shops.
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The second option for penis enlargement is an ancient indian technique called jelqing. Jelqing is a physical therapy technique that allows natural enlargement by increasing blood pressure and circulation. By repeatedly stroking the penis in a squeezing motion from the base of the shaft to the corona of the glans, known as “milking”, you can permanently increase the girth and length of your penis. However, this process takes months to see results and improper jelqing can cause vascular damage and impotency so it’s important that you have a good guide. There are many good video tutorials and books you can buy that will teach you proper technique.
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The last option for getting big enough to suck your own dick is by taking pharmaceuticals. There are many dick pill companies out there, chances are you’ve seen their commercials on late night television or an advertisement at a sporting event. The only pill I’ve personally heard people have success with is GrowXL, however we have male size enhancer reviews and discussions posted by readers like you that can be found here.
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TECHNIQUE AND POSITIONING
Mind you, auto-fellatio isn’t always easy. It’s only possible for those who can stretch themselves to the CORE.
If you can seriously suck your own dick, you’ll have flat, sexy and ripped abs that has every gay man and straight woman attracted to you. Getting to that level is going to take time and you’re not going to be able to accomplish it in a few minutes.
There are some Yoga stretches and exercises that you can do which can help you when it comes to sucking your own dick. If you practice these stretches for a couple of minutes daily over a period of time, you will be able to successfully perform self-fellatio anytime you want.
With that said, here are some exercises. We recommend that you do them on a daily basis in order to be able to suck your own dick.
1. The Side Split
The side split is the dream of every single martial artist. If you can do a side split successfully, you’ll be able to suck your own dick. Most people cannot do a side split completely.
I suggest that you try it out right now and see how much you can stretch. Sit down and stretch both your legs to the sides as much as you can. While doing so, try and bend forward.
How much can you split? If you can’t do much, don’t feel bad. Practice holding the stretch at the level you can for 5 – 10 minutes. Perform squats (about 25-50) daily along with the side split stretch.
Keep doing this for two to three weeks and you’ll develop the flexibility you need to perform auto fellatio successfully.
2. Get in position
Well… the second is not an exercise but an act that will successfully help you do an auto-fellatio. But before that, make sure that you have some significant control over your side splits. Lie on your back naked completely and relax yourself for a moment.
Bring both your legs up to a 60 degree angle and at the same time lift your upper body as well (like how you would when you were doing an ab crunch). Slowly try and reach towards your dick.
Depending on your level of flexibility, you may be able to do so immediately. But if you don’t succeed, keep trying for a couple of days. Eventually you’ll get there and finally experience what it feels like to be able to suck your own dick.